The obsession with becoming an Indian Administrative Service (IAS) officer in our country has officially reached a deeply disturbing, almost comical, new low. We live in a society where the pursuit of that coveted "lal batti" (red beacon) prestige has driven countless bright minds to financial and mental ruin. Young people spend the prime of their lives locked in claustrophobic, windowless rooms in Mukherjee Nagar or Karol Bagh, feeding the multi-crore coaching mafia, all for an exam with a success rate of less than a fraction of a percent.